The Secret?

My friends, I'm one of the many people who had more than one person in their life that wanted to introduce me to "The Secret".

Without going into big time details, it's the power of positive thinking and visualizing yourself achieving goals. Oh, and the doctors/researchers/generally hairy mystics who want you to live by "The Secret" try to make it sound much more difficult than just that, so maybe you'll have to buy their publications/videos/hemp clothes (but definitely not razors) to make yourself more one with "The Secret".

Well guess what? Those unique-framed glasses-wearing ladies and gents are coming to our fair city to spread their wisdom and patchouli. And who did they pick for for their promoters?

Panhandle and Trickstar Productions... could the names of their promoters be more perfectly picked?

Oh, irony. You are my favourite mistress.