David: I want to get something something in your cabinet.
Clerk: What do you want?
David: Oh, just something in that cabinet in that corner...
Clerk: Yeah. But WHAT?
David: (surprised) Uh... The Killers Box Set...
Clerk: Okay then.
Mr. Clerk, you proved to myself and my friend that you are definitely jaded and cool. Good on ya. That's the spirit. I love your record boutique. Keep on making people feel like pieces of rotting vegetables in a downtown dumpster, that's the way to success.
But I guess I keep coming back. And you probably made fun of my friend for his $50 purchase... I mean come on, the Killers? They are so totally not Indie...
But from the interviews I've read, they are complete assholes, so you might have something in common with them!
Burn.
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