MSN's CelebEdge? You're fired.

In a recent MSN's CelebEdge, fun was poked at all those loser celebrities for dressing up in their lame costumes.

Amongst the targets? Corey Feldman and Corey Haim, for dressing up in "Lost Boys" costumes (albeit not top notch, but probably on purpose).

Here's the part that bugs me: The article writer (who wisely does not identify themselves)complains at the way these celebrities aren't even trying, and then goes on to write a completely lazy and non-researched article about it!

Ah, irony.

Here's what the writer says about Corey Feldman's obvious Vampire Slayer costume:

"Corey Feldman
Sin: Dressing Up As Nothing
Committed By: Thinking we'd believe dressing in all black is a costume just because he's holding a sword.
Tip: If you don't have a costume at the last minute, every closet has a hobo just waiting to be thrown together. It's a last resort, but at least it's a costume, unlike velvet pants."

The sword? It's a stake, you boob.

And then there was Corey Haim:

Corey Haim
Sin: Not Dressing Up
Committed By: Wearing street clothes to what is obviously a Halloween-themed event. Infinitely worse than Dressing Up As Nothing.
Tip: Half-ass is better than no ass.

The funny thing is, I've never Seen Lost Boys, and I knew these were Lost Boys costumes. Even Corey Haim's supposed "street clothes" are from that movie.

The moral of the story? Don't complain that everyone is being half-assed when you can't tell your ass from your elbow.

mmkay?